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Munchines get a bad reputation, but at this point in the game, it should come to no surprise that weed consumption will likely lead to food appearing tastier and more appealing than before. Better to plan ahead than to succumb to devouring something caloric and subpar. Below are recipes, some mine, some others, of items that I tend to make and enjoy while blazed. I hope that you discover that the things stoners eat are deliciously delightful, stoned or not! 

*Please note that while it's become increasingly popular to prepare dishes with cannabis, other than a standard edible recipe, these dishes are cannabis-free. 

The Quickest Way to Bake Edibles

The full lifestyle of a Pax entails using the vaped weed to make THC-infused baked goods. If you don't have a vaporizer, you can activate the THC through a process called decarboxylation. Here's what you do:

Sprinkle 3 grams of freshly ground greens onto a baking sheet and bake at 240 degrees for about 40 minutes. Give the pan a good shake and stir a couple of times for even baking. You know it's ready when the weed is dry and crumbly. Baking the weed in this way removes the CO2 molecule from THTA, turning it into THC.

If you are a renegade on a time crunch, you can actually skip the butter-making step and sprinkle the weed directly into your batter. 

If you have the time, simmering the activated weed with butter and enough water brings you this beautiful green slab of weed butter that's pictured. I prefer going the extra mile and doing this step because the water and butter separate when chilled, and you are left with a clarified cannabutter without any of the trim or loose plant material. I find a significant change in the high from the two methods, as well. The water method gives the baked a goods a more controllable, manageable edible experience. 

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Watermelon Jalapeño Sangria

Pour into a pitcher 1 bottle of white wine. Add 1 cup of cubed watermelon + a couple thin slices of jalapeño + a handful of basil, julienned + three tablespoons of sugar you've dissolved into equal parts water to make a simple syrup, chill for an hour and voila! It's a rose-colored cocktail you'll be cheersing to all summer. Recipe adapted from The Kitchy Kitchen.

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Plantain Chips With Kale-Guacamole

Want to spice up your guac game for summer? I've got the answer: yellow plantains. These babies, sliced and fried in coconut oil on medium heat for a few minutes on each side until golden brown (keep on eye on them, they burn quickly!) pair amazingly well with a chunky guacamole. I made mine comes with diced red onion, jalapeno, and kale. 

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Grilled Skirt Steak With Chimichurri Sauce

How to have a great dinner: grill steak, smother with Chimichurri sauce. Recipe from Eat The Love.

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Beyond Sushi's Noodle Soup

I'm on a noodle soup kick. I've been making them at home, eating them out, and slurping down noodles faster than you can say, but should we really be eating so much pasta? Probably not, and your comments are noted, but life is too short for sad desk salads. And with the delicious options presented by the plant based, health conscious eatery, Beyond Sushi, you can keep your senses enlightened with this build-you-own-soup option. 

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Wild Rice and Stone Fruit Salad

Put a spin on leftover rice. Combine with stone fruit like nectarines, peaches, and plums, and toss in a dressing of minced garlic, red wine vinegar, orange juice, and olive oil. Garnish with almond silvers and chopped mint for crunch and color. Recipe from A House in the Hills.

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Zoodle Pasta

Zucchini is on sale this week and so I am testing out this zoodle recipe. Looks delicous and all it requires is making a quick sauce of tomatoes, garlic, chili, capers, and olives. Recipe from Not Enough Cinnamon.

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Butternut Squash Soup

Cheery is not usually a term associated with soup, but nothing says joy like this bowl of goodness. Blend together roasted butternut squash with sauteed pear, curry powder and coconut milk and garnish with cilantro and pistachios for a pop of green. Recipe from Malibu Kitchen. 

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Seared Belgian Endive

Preaching the importance of having greens with your greens (yep, pot reference), here's a recipe for Belgian endive, everyone's favorite leaf vegetable to order out. Sear endive halves until golden brown and drizle with a gremolata made of walnuts, parsley, lemon zest, fleur de sel and garlic. Martha Rose Shulman from the NYTimes shows you how. 

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Parmesan Baked Spears

Drizzle sliced zucchini and squash with olive oil, coat in a mixture of grated cheese and herbs, and bake until golden brown. A Sweat Pea Chef recommends a blend of parmesan, thyme, oregano, and garlic powder.

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Spring Onion & Asparagus Frittata

Caramalized onions, asparagus and eggs come together to make a frittata fit for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Recipe from Sweet Miscellany.

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Matzo Ball Soup

While still waiting for the new age of pot-infused Jewish foods, smoke a bowl and make a delicous pot of Smitten Kitchen's matzo ball soup. 

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Fresh Summer Rolls

The paleo/GF Vietnamese version of a burrito, fresh summer rolls are a delicious way to veggie-load. Slice up cucumbers, carrots,  peppers, basil, cilantro, shrimp, and avocado, or whatever combination you have on hand. Sally's Baking Addiction walks you through the assembly process.

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Quinoa Salad

Toss cooked quinoa with blanched peas, feta cheese, and fresh mint leaves for a super easy and quick dish. A frequent staple in my lunch rotation. Recipe from Busy But Healthy.

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Quick Dill Pickles

What better usage for mason jars (other than green flower storage) than homemade dill pickles? Make a brine using salt, sugar, white vinegar, coriander and garlic and pour over sliced cucumbers, halved chiles, and dill sprigs.  Recipe from Pixels and Crumbs.

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Simple Salad

Simple Salad
Simple Salad

Want something healthy? Need a side dish? A light snack? Make a four ingredient salad! Dice a few tomatoes and cucumbers, slice red onion and julienne basil. Drizzle with olive oil, add salt + pepper and voila: something simple and delightlfully tasty to crunch on. 

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Beyond Sushi's Noodle Soup
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